In a “mutual relationships ka agreement” Patil asks for a monthly fee of Rs 50,000 for putting in as many questions as NISMA wants. Says Patil: “To mujhe lagta hai ki kam se kam chhe lakh rupye to saal mein aana chahiye (I think I should at least receive Rs 6 lakh a year).” A brief excerpt from the conversation:

 

Patil: Main... Kitna amount karenge. Aisa monthly basis pe (What amount will you pay me on monthly basis).

Reporter: Aap bataiye. Aap jo kahein (Tell me whatever you want).

Patil: Bhai dekho. Aapko bhi to helpful hona hai is sab se (You see it is all going to be helpful to you).

Reporter: Haan (Yes). What...What...What is the...Aapke samajh se kya (What do you think it should be)? Because Parliament is in session four - five months in a year.

Patil: Yes.

Reporter: Jo bhi hai (Whatever it is). But we will pay you throughout the year.

Patil: Yes.

Reporter: Haan (Yes). To (Then) that is the...Throughout the year.

Patil: Mutual nature.

Reporter: Mutual relationships.

Patil: Mutual relationships ka agreement.

Reporter: Haan (Yes).

Patil: To mujhe lagta hai ki kam se kam chhe lakh rupya to saal mein aana chahiye.(Then I think I should get at least six lakh rupees a year).

Reporter: Theek hai (Okay).

Patil: To 50 hazaar kam se kam hona chahiye.(Then it should at least be fifty thousand).

Reporter: Theek hai (Okay). Done sir. Usko ....that is not a problem. Because we want trusted people even if they are very small. 2 -3 trusted people. That is enough.

Patil: Yes, yes.

 

Patil also admits to spending Rs 1.5 crore in the last general elections and asks for help in the range of Rs 10-15 lakh for the next elections. Which NISMA promises to pay him by cheque after TDS. He too doesn’t want cash but a cheque in the name of a Maharashtra registered company with an account in Delhi.

 

Later on in the day, he also ends up signing 19 blank parliamentary forms used for submitting questions in the Lok Sabha, some of which we make good use of. The questions submitted on them by NISMA, with the help of Harish Badola, was for me the most satisfying part of Operation Duryodhana.

 

Excerpts from some of the questions:

 

Whether the Railway Ministry has placed any order for purchase of the Yossarian Electro Diesel engine from Germany? Is the ministry aware that the Tom Wolfe committee report in Germany has halted its induction into the Euro Rail system?

 

Whether the Government has given sanction for the seed trial of Salinger Cotton of Monsanto? If so, has a report been prepared on Catch 22 cotton so far?

 

Has the ministry lifted the 1962 ban it imposed on the book “For whom the Bell Tolls” by Ernest Hemingway and the 1975 ban on Ken Kesey’s book “One Flew Over a Cuckoo’s Nest” and Hunter Thomson’s book “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”? If so, when were the bans removed?

 

Whether the government is aware that a domestic flying license has been denied to Cobra Cargo for starting operations in India? Since when has Semper Sursum Private Limited, the holding company of Cobra Cargo, applied for the domestic cargo license?

 

And now, that I have paid homage to Yossarian, I am a little upset that Major Major and Milo Mindbinder got left out. But I am happy that the Yossarian brand name has infiltrated the German market in spite of strong opposition from Tom Wolfe thanks to the foresightedness of the Indian parliamentarians. As for the Catch 22 and Salinger cotton strains I hope they are tremendously profitable for farmers and that the lifting of the bans on Hemingway, Thomson and Kesey, long due and deserved, will lead to a tremendous fillip to the publishing industry in general.

 

And as for Semper Sursum Private Limited I feel that the Union of India should promptly issue them a domestic cargo license, if that facility exists, so that Cobra Cargo can fly the books of Kesey, Thomson, Hemingway, Salinger, Wolfe and Joseph Heller all over India free of charge. Which undertaking Cobra Cargo has given to me personally.

 

As for the British authors, the motley bunch of Shakespeare, Kinglsey Amis, P.G. Wodehouse, Charles Dickens, Thomas Hardy, Jane Austen, and many others, who might be fuming at not having made it into the record books of the Indian Parliament, more specially because these American upstarts seem to have made it, I furnish my unqualified apologies and say that there are many mad Allahabadis around and it’s only a matter of time before this lopsidedness is rectified.

 

But to continue with the serious matter of Operation Duryodhana.

 

Significantly, in the course of the operation, the MPs had no qualms about taking money through the middlemen or in front of their secretaries. In many cases, it was their secretaries who were doubling up both as negotiators as well as conduits for the moolah. None of the 11 MPs showed any embarrassment in exposing themselves in front of their staff. Some, perhaps, even think that taking money through their staff or middleman gives them some kind of legal insularity. If nothing else, at least circumstances for a glib byte to the media: “It wasn’t me. It was my villainous secretary doing stuff behind my back.”

 

Y.G. Mahajan

 

It was, however, a conscious effort on the part of the COBRAPOST team to videotape cash accepting visuals with respect to every MP primarily as a legal imperative. In their absence, it becomes easier for politicians to unleash semantics that derail truth and fact.

 

On May 19, Harish takes us to meet the BJP MP from Maharashtra, Y.G. Mahajan. The Jalgaon legislator was the second one from Maharashtra to whom Harish introduced NISMA. Before the meeting, outside Mahajan’s house, the reporter proposes to Harish that Mahajan be paid directly by the NISMA representative for his efforts. However, Harish, would have none of it. Harish explains that the MP might get offended and not help us if we offered him money directly.

 

The first meeting with Mahajan was a brief affair as the MP had to go out for shopping. After an introduction by Harish, the reporter reads out a question to Mahajan on the safeguards of India’s biological wealth such as neem, bitter-gourd and jamun against bio-piracy by international companies. The reporter also apprises him about the case where an international company had patented the medicinal properties of neem as its own findings and that it took 10 years of intense litigation to finally revoke this patent. The MP hears NISMA out and promises his full cooperation. To recap in Mahajan’s words: “Aap material dete rahiye main uthate rahoonga,” (You keep on giving me material, I will keep on raising the issues).”

 

Mahajan soon departs. But outside the MP’s house, the reporter and the middleman begin a conversation on giving kickbacks to MPs. In this conversation Harish tries to convince the reporter that delivering money to the legislators was the job of the middleman and no MP would like to take the money upfront thereby increasing the risk of exposure to “sting operations”. So, Rs 25,000 due to Mahajan is handed over to Harish.

In the second meeting with Mahajan, the reporter decides to go alone without the middleman. In this meeting, the MP informs the reporter that a few questions have been tabled in the Lok Sabha on NISMA’s behalf. Though the COBRAPOST team had read out only one question on bio-piracy to Mahajan in the first meeting, the MP signed many more to increase their probability of being selected in the Parliament’s balloting procedure. Mahajan, in fact, had the highest strike rate with respect to questions being selected in the whole of Operation Duryodhana. Eight of NISMA’s questions put in by Mahajan actually got tabled.

 

The third visit to Mahajan’s residence takes place on October 27. The NISMA representative talks about the questions that Mahajan has asked on NISMA’s behalf in the Lok Sabha. For asking some more questions in the winter session the MP is given an advance of Rs 10,000 and another sum of Rs 15,000 is promised to him once the questions are tabled in the House. Mahajan accepts the money with glee but with a token gesture to social propriety. “Rehne do rehne do… Uski koi zaroorat nahi rehti Madam (Leave it, leave it, there is no need for this),” the MP cursorily utters at the offer of money, but is incapable of hiding his smile behind his bushy moustache.

 

Later, Harish tells us that Mahajan complained to him that the Rs 10,000 given to him in this meeting was too petty a sum. To recapitulate the middleman firsthand: “Wo mere se kah rahe the na… ki dus hi diye hain… unko bolo ki ye to kam hain (He was telling me that they have given me only ten thousand, tell them that it is less).”

 

For those of you wondering about the methodology of Operation Duryodhana in reaching out to MPs it will be pertinent to say that the COBRAPOST team essentially went where the middlemen took us. So the particular configuration of MPs that finally emerged had all to do with the particular middlemen that the team came into contact with. If it had been a different set of middlemen, the configuration of MPs would obviously have reflected that.

 

Also, while the COBRAPOST team made an effort through various middlemen to collect photostat copies of filled-up question forms submitted by various MPs in the Parliament, at the behest of NISMA, it wasn’t possible always to do so or to do so with respect to every MP. As for details (see boxes) regarding the questions given and tabled, on various occasions reliance has been placed upon the individual MPs or their middlemen confirming to the reporter that questions given by the NISMA have been submitted by them. If the MP or middleman concerned mislead the reporter for any reason the COBRAPOST team, in the absence of a copy, would have no way of knowing. Unless the Parliament keeps a record of questions submitted by various MPs.

 

Interestingly, at times, the middlemen would also get some MPs (those who had nothing to do with Operation Duryodhana) to sign and submit question-forms similar to the ones being submitted by any one of the 11 MPs. This was just to increase their chances of getting selected in the balloting procedure. Of course, those MPs did it either for the goodness of the cause of the SSIs or because of their personal relationship with the middlemen concerned.

 

Manoj Kumar

 

It was middleman Gupta who put us through to Chotiwala, personal secretary to the RJD MP, Manoj Kumar. With NISMA it is Chotiwala who acts as Manoj Kumar’s principal front man. He is reluctant to arrange a direct meeting with the MP on most occasions, fearing that it would lower his importance as well as chances of earning a fast buck. Even Manoj Kumar is not totally happy with him, thinking him inefficient and stubborn. After accepting Rs 25,000 from NISMA through Chotiwala, Manoj Kumar demands another Rs 75,000, ostensibly to arrange meetings of three other MPs with NISMA. Apart from Chotiwala, even the MP makes the demand on phone. The Rs 75,000 is given to him the next day at his residence. Chotiwala accepts the cash on his behalf after the MP is told that the money is being handed over to his secretary. At subsequent meetings Manoj Kumar reconfirms the receipt of Rs 1 lakh paid to him for asking questions in the Lok Sabha. Says Manoj Kumar: “Haan oo de diya hai (Yes he has given me).”

 

Of the many questions that he submits in Parliament on NISMA’s behalf three are selected in the monsoon session. It turns out, however, that the excuse of extracting a further Rs 75,000 from NISMA, to introduce more MPs to us so as to facilitate their lobbying needs, was just that: a clever ploy. He takes another Rs 10,000 as advance for submitting more questions in the winter session of the Lok Sabha and it remains to be seen whether they are selected. Demands on NISMA for more money for putting in these extra questions in the coming winter session have already been made.

 

In yet another meeting he likens the reporter to Lakshmi, the Goddess of wealth and prosperity: “Aap jaise Lakshmi hain waise hi Lakshmi aate rahe (You are like Lakshmi, so let Lakshmi keep coming to me).”

 

But he also expresses misgivings in this meeting about scandals in general, which have apparently been fed to him by Chotiwala. Says Manoj Kumar: “Nahin oo bahut ashankit ho raha hai…aajkal itna scandal ho raha hai na….wahi jo scandal hota hai yahan…visual vagerah wo sab (No he is very suspicious …These days so many scandals are happening…where they take these visuals).” The reporter successfully deflates the situation saying that these were just canards being spread by Chotiwala.

 

Suresh Chandel

 

 

It is middleman Vijay who takes us to Suresh Chandel, the BJP MP from Hamirpur in Himachal Pradesh. Vijay takes the reporter to the staircase leading to the MP’s house, thereafter she is escorted to the MP’s door by the local laundry woman.

 

Like in our earlier meeting with other MPs the team begins its tête-à-tête with Chandel with a brief introduction and then reads out the questions NISMA wants raised in the Lok Sabha. The question given to Chandel pertained to protection of SSIs in the post-GATT era. After listening to the questions Chandel assures that he will submit them in the Parliament. The MP accepts Rs 20,000 for the job. Incidentally, the little room that Chandel uses as his office in his residence has photographs of Swami Vivekananda, Keshav Baliram Hedgewar and Guru Golwalkar adorning the room and staring down on all visitors as indeed Chandel himself.

 

As the meeting comes to an end, the reporter comes out of his house only to find the laundry woman waiting there for her pound of flesh. The reporter brings her back to the MP, who agrees to pay her a tip for bringing us to him. Vijay also demands Rs 15,000 from us after the meeting. We pay him.

 

Our second meeting with Chandel was held on August 16 when the Monsoon session of Parliament was still in progress. In this meeting he confirms that the question NISMA gave him has been tabled in the Parliament. Chandel also nods in approval when asked whether the sum of Rs 20,000, which was paid to him in the first meeting, was enough. The MP also talks at length about the various parliamentary provisions he could avail of to raise issues pertaining to the SSIs. Says he: “To zero hour mein utha ke iska hungama kiya jaa sakta hai (We can raise the issue in the zero hour and create a furore).” A day later, Chandel calls the reporter to inform that he had received the answer to the question he had put on NISMA’s behalf in the Parliament.

 

In the third meeting with Chandel on October 5, the COBRAPOST team begins by reading out the questions that NISMA wants to be tabled during winter session. In this meeting the reporter pays him a sum of Rs 10,000 as an advance for asking more questions on NISMA’s behalf during the coming session of Parliament. Chandel even takes out an empty envelope to pack the money in. The COBRAPOST team concludes the meeting by discussing various ways of creating a lobby in the Parliament to further NISMA’s interests. Chandel promises to involve one or two MPs from the Samajwadi Party as well as MPs from other parties: “Samajwadi Party ke ek do logon ko involve karenge… aur dalon ke logon ko bhi involve karenge (I will involve two members from the Samajwadi Party and also members from other political parties).”

 

 

Lal Chandra Kol

 

On May 4, we meet Lal Chandra of the BSP. We meet middleman Gupta for the first time at Lal Chandra’s residence, where he’s expecting us. Gupta instructs the COBRA POST team on the line to be taken while meeting the MP. “Ki hum logon ki taraf se ek chhota amount rakh ke ja rahe hain… phir uske baad se jab milenge, to aapka sahyog hota rahe, hum aapka bhi sahyog karte rahein. Shesh hum baat karenge baith ke aage kya karna hai kya nahin (This is a small amount from us… When we meet you later you assist us. We will also keep helping you. The rest we will sit down together and discuss).”

 

In this meeting a question on the misuse of the Foreign Contributions Regulation Act (FCRA) is read out to the MP. He is also given a sum of Rs 25,000 in a transparent polythene envelope, which is placed on the table in front of him. Lal Chandra acknowledges it. A little while later, an unidentified guest of the MP, sitting next to Lal Chandra, picks up the envelope containing the cash and takes it to the MP’s bedroom. After the meeting, the reporter comes out of the house only to find Gupta waiting for his commission.

 

While he demands Rs 10,000 from the reporter, she only pays him Rs 5,000, promising the balance after the questions are tabled in the Parliament. However, the question given to Lal Chandra for tabling in the monsoon session fails to get selected.

 

After the May 4 meeting it took the COBRAPOST team nearly six months to contact the MP from Robertsganj in Uttar Pradesh again. He meets the team on November 9 and pockets another Rs 10,000 as an advance for putting three more questions in the winter session. In this meeting, also attended by Gupta, Lal Chandra assures us that one of the three questions submitted will be selected in the balloting process. Says Lal Chandra: “Usme ek question ayega. Chahe jo aa jaye ek question (One question will come, whichever one comes).”After the meeting an unhappy Gupta, who had been demanding more money as commission, accepts Rs 5,000, even though he was expecting Rs 50,000. One of the questions related to SSIs export to SAARC countries has already been tabled in the winter session.

 

 

Dr Chhatrapal Singh Lodha

 

While so far the COBRAPOST team had only interacted with members of the Lok Sabha, Lodha was the lone member from the Rajya Sabha. Though a resident of Bulandshahar in Uttar Pradesh, he was nominated to the upper house by the BJP from Orissa. It was middleman Harish who took us to Lodha on May 17.

 

After a brief introduction, the reporter gets down to business, explaining the questions NISMA wants asked in the Indian Parliament. She hands over the question to the MP and discusses with him the format most suitable for asking the question concerned. Lodha goes over the question diligently, one of the few MPs to do so.

 

Lodha assures the reporter that he will reframe the question and have it submitted in the Parliament’s monsoon session. One of the questions given to Lodha was on the Target Plus scheme for SSIs. After reading this question the MP tells Harish to get him more information on the scheme. When the meeting is over, the reporter gives Harish Rs 25,000 to be handed over to the MP. She also gives Harish another Rs 5,000 as his commission.

 

In our next meeting with Lodha on August 22, he informs us that one of the questions that he had submitted on NISMA’s behalf had come in the unstarred list of questions. The question that was tabled was on the Target Plus scheme. In this meeting although the reporter asks the MP whether he had received a packet from Harish. The MP replies in the affirmative.

 

For the fourth meeting with Lodha we visit the MP’s Bulandshahar residence on October 30. She reads out three questions which the MP had submitted and were tabled in the Rajya Sabha on NISMA’s behalf and informs him that the questions were rewritten significantly from the original that were given to him. The reporter again enquires whether Harish had paid him Rs 25,000, which was given to him after the first meeting on May 17. The MP informs that he got no such money from Harish. Says Lodha, “No, no, no, not a single penny.”

 

The reporter hands him Rs 5,000, thereafter, promising to deliver the rest in Delhi. Lodha accepts.

 

On November 9, there’s another meeting with Lodha, at his Delhi residence, where he accepts another Rs 5,000 for putting in more questions in the Rajya Sabha. When the conversation steers to Harish not giving Rs 25,000, Lodha says: “..de bhi jata hazar, paanch sau rupya staff ko de dete (Had he handed over the money I would have given my staff 500-1000 ruppees).” Lodha also says that he will have to sit down and have a talk with Harish. The discomfiture of Lodha is not at the fact that money was paid at all but that it wasn’t handed over to him.

 

Interestingly, even Lodha’s personal secretary Vinay Sharma is present at this meeting and he expresses “outrage” at Harish’s conduct. Says Sharma, in an apparent reference to him: “…To is tarah ka business shuroo ho gaya questions ka to kaise kaam chalega (If this kind of business starts with respect to questions then how will work go on)?”

 

It was, perhaps, unknown to Sharma that his boss Lodha had already pocketed Rs 5,000 from NISMA and, in a short while, in the ongoing meeting, would pocket another Rs 5,000. Lodha also comments that “staff bahut ganda ho gaya hai BJP office ka (The BJP office staff has become very corrupt)” and Sharma, in spite of all his posturing, starts angling to become a middleman for NISMA. To savour a sample from Sharma: “Questions to hum dus MP-iyon se lagwa dein, hamare paas to sab ke rakhe rahte hain (I can put in your questions through 10 MPs. I have all their forms lying with me).”

 

Incidentally, Harish too tells the reporter in a meeting that Lodha has told him to hand over the Rs 25,000 meant for him when he has the cash. On December 10, Lodha tells the reporter in a telephonic conversation that Harish had handed over Rs 5,000 of the Rs 25,000 meant for him, promising to give the remaining Rs 20,000 soon.

 

In the segment below are listed the case studies of MPs who took money from the COBRAPOST team for asking questions in the Parliament and who confirmed to the team that NISMA’s questions had been submitted but whose questions, till the time of writing of the story, didn’t make it through the balloting process.

 

 

BSP MP Raja Ram Pal

 

Our encounter on April 26 with a Lok Sabha member was quite revealing. Raja Ram Pal, the BSP MP from Bilhaur in Uttar Pradesh, was dismissive of the money offered to him for asking questions on Non-Performing Assets (NPAs) in the banking sector, though he readily accepted it. “Arre twenty five se kya hoga (What will happen with twenty-five thousand)?” And this was just his first meeting with the COBRAPOST team. To ensure that the questions he submits in Parliament get selected he gets a certain question paraphrased in three or four different ways and has other MPs put them in so, at least, one of those versions gets selected. Says Ram Pal: “Taaki wo select ho jaaye har haal mein (So that the question is selected under any circumstances).” When the reporter said at one place that whatever is done should serve public interest, Ram Pal threw another gem: “Public interest ke liye hi paida hue hain (I have taken birth only to take care of public interest).” Ravinder, his personal secretary, is a step ahead in suggesting a regular pay-off for the legislator, while reminding us of not forgetting his cut: “Tabhi to aap ke liye ladega, pachas hajar monthly dijiye, hum log ke liye bhi (Pay him fifty thousand a month only then will he fight for you, and don’t forget me).”

 

In yet another meeting on August 18, Ram Pal quotes a price of Rs 40,000 for his services: “...nahin to pachaas, nahin to chalees do (if you cannot pay me fifty thousand then at least pay me forty)”. That too in cash. Says Ram Pal: “Ab aapki ladai agar ladein, kisi small industry wala *** kisi chhote vakil ko bhi to… (If I fight your fight, then, any small scale industrialist, even if he hires a small time lawyer…).” However, the question given by the reporter to be submitted in Parliament, in the first meeting, doesn’t pass through the balloting process. He has no compunction in putting that down to the error of the same set of questions being submitted by himself and a middleman called Dinesh, who Ram Pal alleges, submitted the question by forging his signatures.

 

When the conversation turns to moving a petition for NISMA in Parliament signed by various MPs, Ram Pal asks for Rs 25,000 per MP and says that a minimum of 11 MPs would be needed for it. By imputation: cost of moving a petition signed by 11 MPs: Rs 2.25 lakh. Asked if Rs 5,000 was enough to get an MP sign on a petition, Ram Pal says: “Koi MP dus paanch hajar wala kaam karta hai kya? Do Chaar paanch hajaar to uska per day expenses hai (Would any MP do a work for Rs 5000-10,000 when his daily expenses come to around Rs 4,000 to Rs 5,000).” In a telephone conversation later, when it was suggested by the reporter if he could be paid 50 per cent advance for the petition and the rest after the job was accomplished, Ram Pal throws an immortal line. He says: “Arre ab aisa tumhara rahega…sasta roye baar-baar, mehnga roye ek baar (Now, if you behave like this let me tell you that if you throw little money you will cry again and again, but if you throw big money you will cry only once).”

 

 

At another meeting the MP accepts a sum of Rs 10,000 through his secretary Ravinder as an advance for putting in two more questions regarding the pending SME (Small and Medium Enterprises) bill and India’s relationship with the SAARC countries. The remaining balance of Rs 15,000 is promised by the reporter once the questions are submitted. The meeting is also used to confirm once again that Ram Pal had accepted Rs 25,000 in the first meeting.

 

On November 10, Ram Pal meets Navratan Malhotra, the imaginary NISMA executive director at a Hotel Park suite, on Parliament Street, where he promises to submit as many questions in the Lok Sabha as NISMA wanted throughout the year for a fee of Rs 40,000 per month. The sum is assured to him part in cash and part in cheque in someone else’s name after, of course, TDS. Ram Pal also promises to raise issues at NISMA’s behest in zero hour, through Parliament Rules 377 and 193 and also putting in questions that could embarrass the “enemies” of NISMA. Says he: “Ye to chhote-mote kaam hain (These are small jobs).” He also assures that in the coming days Uttar Pradesh would have a BSP government and NISMA could then tap on him.

 

 

Pradeep Gandhi

 

Which takes us straight to the interesting interludes with BJP MP Pradeep Gandhi of Rajnandgaon, Chhattisgarh. While we meet Gandhi on May 4, the middleman who takes us there is Mohan Mani, whom the team had met a day earlier at his residence at the Constitutional Club complex, off Parliament Street. At the first meeting of the COBRAPOST team with Gandhi, the MP tells the reporter the best method of submitting questions in the Parliament is not through one MP but many MPs. Says Gandhi: “Ek question ko dus bees saansad lagate hain…kisi ka number fansta hai, kisi ka nahi fansta hai (One question is submitted by 10-20 MPs…some get their questions selected).” He also informs that NISMA’s question can only come in the next (monsoon) session of Parliament. The question given to Gandhi is about the status of the SEBI inquiry into the stock market scam of 2004. Gandhi is paid Rs 25,000 for his upcoming efforts of submitting questions in the Parliament on NISMA’s behalf. The reporter asks the MP to count his share of money. “Ek baar aap dekh lijiye…check..ye bahut zaroori hai..you check it (take a look once, it is important that you checked it),” she tells the MP. To this Gandhi replies: “Dekh lena to hai hi hai (I have to see it anyway).” The reporter telephones Gandhi in July to find out whether he has submitted the question given to him. The MP replies that he has done so. In fact, he wants NISMA to give him more questions so that they too could be submitted.

 

In the team’s next meeting on August 16, Gandhi informs the reporter that although he had submitted NISMA’s question, it was not selected in the Parliament’s balloting system. Says he: “Lagaye the fansaa to nahin…question ka badaa ye rehta hai (I had submitted the questions but they were not selected. There is this uncertainty about the questions…).” The MP reiterates that one question should be submitted through many MPs so that there is greater chance of the question being selected. He also tells us to give him more questions. In this meeting, Gandhi tells the reporter that Mohan had told him that NISMA would pay him a monthly sum of Rs 25,000 for this service. Says Gandhi: “Jaise wo aya tha Mohan, usne kaha ki har mahine ka pachchees hajar rupya aa jaayega (That Mohan came to tell me that I shall get Rs 25,000 every month).”

 

The reporter meets Gandhi again on October 5. After discussing with him whether he could help NISMA table a petition on the problems of the SSIs in the Parliament the MP is paid Rs 10,000 as an advance for putting in more questions in the winter session. He’s also given some researched matter on SSIs to enable him to make some questions of his own.

 

On November 8, Malhotra, meets Gandhi for the first time along with the reporter. Gandhi assures the NISMA that he would garner the support of up to 100 MPs to lobby for its petition on SSIs in the Parliament and would also establish contact with the chairman of the Petition Committee. When Malhotra offers the MP Rs 25,000 per month for submitting questions in the Parliament, Gandhi asks him to increase this amount to Rs 50,000. Says Gandhi: “To main ye sochta hoon ki isko agar apan fifty karte hain (I think you should raise the amount to fifty thousand).” The reason: Gandhi wants to recruit staff, preferably retired officers, professionally qualified with SSI background, who would work from a room in his residence.

 

The Rajnandgaon legislator also agrees to accept half the Rs 6 lakh due annually by cheque though in someone else’s name, and the rest, Rs 3 lakh, in cash. The NISMA representatives also pay Rs 10,000 to Gandhi as an advance for putting in questions in the winter session. They also promise the MP a six month advance, half by cash and the rest by cheque.

 

In the same meeting Gandhi details his budgetary requirements for organizing a petition helping NISMA’s cause. Asks Gandhi: “Yeh yachika ke liye kissi se baat karta hoon. Maan lo agar 10 tak ka apan karte ho to baat kar loon kisi se (I will talk to someone about this petition. Can I talk to someone with a budget of Rs 10 lakh in mind)?” NISMA’s fictitious executive director, Malhotra, of course, agrees to it but asks him to restrict the budget to between Rs 5-8 lakh.

 

After the meeting is over both the NISMA representatives leave Gandhi’s residence, opposite Vigyan Bhavan. However, after about half an hour the reporter rushes back to meet Gandhi again. In this brief interaction with the MP, the reporter pays Gandhi another sum of Rs 5,000. She also confirms with the MP about Rs 20,000 paid to him in previous two meetings, the one on October 5 and the one earlier in the evening. Gandhi also talks to a certain Golu on phone to get his name right for making him the beneficiary of the cheque amount due from the NISMA.

 

The next morning on November 9, however, the COBRAPOST team receives a telephone call from Gandhi seeking an urgent meeting with the NISMA representatives. What leads him to be suspicious of the team is detailed later in the story. The MP at one stage even searches both Malhotra and Namita’s bags. Says he: “Koi baat cheet tape ho jaati hai (Some talks can be taped).” Then he also asks, “Kuch ho to...Dekh loon. Dikha do. Kya dikkat hai (Maybe there is something… let me check it. Show me. What is the problem)?”

 

A brief excerpt from the particular meeting:

 

Pradeep Gandhi: Maine kahaa bhai isme kahin tape to nahi ho gaya. (Tell me if it hasn't cought it all on tape.)

Reporter I: Arre sir. Tape ho rahaa hota to abhi nikal rahaa hota main to udhar jab nikal raha tha... (What sir. Had it been taped, I would have already left)

Gandhi: Nahin...(No no.)

Reporter I: Haa.(Yes)

Gandhi: ***** Kya hai main isliye shanka kar raha tha...(Actually I had some doubt because...)

Reporter I: Arre nahin sir. Yeh sab...(No, not at all sir. All this....)

Reporter II: Theek hai sir? (Okay sir).

Gandhi: Nahin. Kuch ho to...Dekh loon. Dikha do. Kya dikkat hai?(No. Maybe there is something...Let me check it? What is the problem?)

Reporter I: Ek baarDikha do sir ko (Okay, show it to sir once).

 

Of course, he never finds anything and the cameras are on even while the search is going on. But, even in this meeting the MP accepts Rs 5,000, which the team offers apparently to distract him.

 

Fog of Suspicion

 

Suspicion was something that kept erupting time and again during the course of Operation Duryodhana. One very serious bout of doubt involved Chotiwala. In May, a few days after having accepted Rs 1 lakh from NISMA, Chotiwala insists on meeting Suhasini urgently and comes to the lobby of Hotel Ashoka along with a gentleman by the name of Rajesh, a friend of middleman Chandrabhan Gupta. He expresses doubts about NISMA’s activities saying maybe its representative was from some media house. In Chotiwala’s words: “To, waise wo, aapki activities par hi doubt ho raha hai (We are having doubts about your activities).” Chotiwala claims a crime branch official has tipped him off. Probing and intimidating in turn, at one point Chotiwala tells her being a lady it wouldn’t be nice if somebody searched her. At this point the reporter totally takes off and starts shooting her mouth off. A brief sample: “Talashi ki aisi ki taisi, hum seedha Home Ministry pahunch jayenge, baat kya kar rahe hain aap (Search, my foot, I will go straight to the Home Ministry, what are you talking?).” And, a little while later: “I will straight away go to the Home Ministry. If, at any point of time anyone challenges my credibility, or tries to lay a hand, ki bhaiyya lady hai tumko (that she’s a lady) I will straight away go to the Home Minister. Baat kya kar rahen hain aap (What are you talking?).”

 

So a combination of amateur bluster and self-assurance of the reporter saves a potentially derailing moment for Operation Duryodhana even while she was grilled by Chotiwala for nearly half an hour. And it wasn’t just one incident. Middleman Chandrabhan Gupta also develops suspicion and springs his friend Rajesh onto her to interrogate and suss her out at his roof top room in North Avenue. She passes that as well with flying colours. A lot of this turbulence was generated by middleman Dinesh. After coming to know that the middlemen he had sent the COBRAPOST team to were now bypassing him and introducing them to other MPs without his knowledge, Dinesh started spreading rumours that the NISMA outfit was in reality a media team, in an attempt to scare them off us. But with his tale being too close to the truth it was a miracle that the team was able to just talk its way out of the sceptical fog.

 

And although we faced suspicion from many quarters a lot of it was just remarks from MPs and middlemen about how the media was so omnipotent, and also simple, direct and harmless queries about whether they were being taped. As if, if we were (which we indeed were), we would simply roll over and admit to the fact. I personally think, the spectacle of a homely woman going around splurging cash on demand, in North Avenue, was something they were not used to. And they weren’t quite equipped to react to that novelty. If it was a guy I think the suspicions would have metamorphosed into a more aggressive scrutiny of the credentials of NISMA and its alleged representatives and most certainly some thorough physical searches at inopportune moments.

 

When finally BJP MP Pradeep Gandhi did get suspicious it was more a result of foolishness on our part, more particularly mine. While we had portrayed NISMA as a bonafide organization functioning out of Moradabad, when Gandhi asked me, that is NISMA’s Malhotra, who the sitting Lok Sabha MP from Moradabad was, I was stumped by a mile and gave a rather pathetic and convoluted explanation of how I was generally at Moradabad only for a fortnight or so in a whole year spending the rest abroad and which didn’t quite allow me to keep abreast with the identities of local luminaries. Then there was the issue of my visiting card which he asked for and which I didn’t give purposefully because a fake address invariably complicates matters.

 

Here I cooked up the rather not so convincing a story of how there had been several attempts on my life and as a result my movements were so secretive that giving out personal phone numbers was unthinkable for security reasons. Where people were too insistent we would dish out something. Like in Chotiwala’s case part of his way of checking out our bonafide was to ask for us to submit all our small scale industry grievances on NISMA’s letterhead.

 

But in my defence I have to say that Operation Duryodhana was already more or less complete so to speak when “Malhotra’s” meeting with Gandhi took place and there was a bit of casualness and over-confidence in the COBRAPOST team which could infect anybody that could get a question like “Whether the Railway Ministry has placed any order for purchase of the Yossarian Electro Diesel engine from Germany?” enter the question-balloting system of the Indian Parliament. Also, one would have thought that the media trend that started post-Operation West End would make politicians and their assorted middlemen more careful but an opportunity for profit has its way of blinding people. And, in a way, our cover cracked only because the COBRAPOST team let it. But, Gandhi did manage to unearth our real identities and nosed around our residences and called the reporter just to be able to sit down and discuss the matter with us and end it.

 

Chandra Pratap Singh

 

The third parliamentarian that middleman Gupta leads us to is BJP MP ‘Baba Saheb’ Chandra Pratap Singh from Madhya Pradesh’s Sidhi constituency. Gupta arranges the meeting on May 11 at Singh’s 33 North Avenue residence. In the first meeting the reporter acquaints him with the question on the impact of VAT on the pharmaceutical industry that NISMA wanted to be submitted in the Parliament. The MP promises full cooperation and accepts Rs 25,000 for the job.

 

Our next meeting with Chandra Pratap Singh takes place three months later on August 16. In this meeting Singh is a little red-faced because the questions he submitted in the Lok Sabha on behalf of NISMA didn’t figure in either the starred or unstarred list of selected questions. The MP gives a lengthy explanation about the procedure for selecting questions: how the process is like a lottery and that once the MP submits his questions all he can do is keep his fingers crossed and hope that the question pops up after the balloting process. Says C.P. Singh: “Jab tak ki hamara ek member baithta hai… uske saamne lottery nikali jaati hai… wo lottery nikal gaya to wo aa jaata hai (We have a member sitting there. It is in front of him that lottery takes place. A question is taken up only if it is selected in the lottery).”

 

The MP also confirms that Rs 25,000 was paid to him during the first meeting and undertakes to put in more questions in the Lok Sabha in the next session. In the third meeting, the MP accepts yet another Rs 10,000 and signs five questions the reporter brings pre-formatted to him. He also says, towards the end of the meeting, that if the answers to the questions don’t come in the winter session he will have the questions re-submitted in the next session. Amongst the questions that he signs for us, one would be of particular interest to the Indian blogging community.

 

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